See I never really got into either Adam Ant or Elvis Costello to know much about 'em. I have a hard time keeping my nutty celebs. straight (Margot Kidder is making films again?). Now it is tough to crank out hits while under Nurse Ratched's watch, although the record execs. believe there is still a viable commodity in "Ant music" as to put out yet again another greatest hits comp. (They think he's Now)

Whenever he returns, I'm almost certain that they'll force him to strap on the old pirate costume and send him back out on stage. Maybe he'll headline for Flock of Seagulls or are those guys in padded cells too?