Oh my. lol

I have heard of people doing champagne enemas but I actually asked my doctor about this years ago because yes, mwa, pervert extrraordinair, was contemplating trying it. My doc said it will get you drunk as hell really fast because the alcohol enters your bloodstream really fast that way and that it can be dangerous and even shock your system and that you could die from alcohol poisoning or the shocking your system too fast or something like that. You'd think that would have made me want to try it more but I never did it. lol

ANYWAY!!!! Since we're on the subject now apparently, this reminded me of Janet Jackson and other people that used to do regular "coffee enemas" for health benefits. Wouldnt that be great if Starbucks started offering these? You just go into the back room and the menu would be up on the wall as you sit there with your feet up in stirrups. I can see it now.

"Um. I need a minute. Hold on a second. ( tick tick tick tick ) Uh. Okay. Yeah. I think I'll try the decaf "latte choco mocha anus rooter" today. That would be great."

Then when you leave youd be all like "Bye Suzy. See you tommorrow when I come in for my regular coffee with no cream and sweet and low and yada yada yada. Next week I think I want to try that weekly special you had last week. What was it called? Cinnabon? Cinna-Booty Blast Cleanse? Yeah okay chow!"