~ Singing loudly to the jukebox

~ Kissing on girls

~ Smoking cigarettes (i only smoke when i drink)

~ Talking to people i don't know like they're my best friend

~ Playing good pool

1. Pee on things.... doesn't matter what.... if your passed out with me around your in trouble
2. Grab any part on a Chick that is foolish enough to get within gropin range
3. fall down alot..... it's not that I can't stand up when I'm drunk... I just like fallin down
4. Having Noise contests with my Bro's on our Harleys..... is we can keep from fallen off
5. Grab any part on a chick that is foolish eno...... oh, already did that one.... ahhh..ahhh Nope four's all I can come up with...sorry

5. Drink some more. (already mentioned)
4. Call people and forget you did. (also already mentioned)
3. Go with your drunk friends to get a curry and insult the waiters.
2. Take that dare.

1. Pray it is spits you back out :)
"It's a lot like being drunk."
"What's wrong with being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water." -- H2G2

1.) smoke
2.) become sentimental...sometimes even maudlin
3.) call people I don't have the guts to call when sober
4.) talk to strangers
5.) eat bar food

1) Dance semi naked on the bar
2) Kissing a stranger
3) Flirting with a stranger
4) Swimming naked in the sea at midnight
5) Bar fight with a girl

1) piss
2) eat
3) stare at breasts
4) get turned down
5) drive

dance
slur
spill
kiss
eat

dance
laugh
talk
sing
pass out

1. Chug vodka or tequila from the bottle.

2. Steal drinks out of the hands of anyone who gets close enough and is holding an appealing looking drink.

3. Speak fluent french to everyone regardless of weither or not they understand what I'm saying.

4. Force those around me to drink more than they probably should cause hey I don't want to be the only lush.

5. Fall asleep in random places.

1) Tell multiple guys I wanna have sex with them
2) Drink all the alcohol in site... that random bottle, the random beer glass on the table, etc.
3) Tell my friends I love them so muchhhh! Kiss 'em on the cheek and everything
4) Say things I really shouldn't say. (kinda goes with #1)
5) Text/facebook/aim people who i rarely talk to/ usually can't get the guts up to talk to.

1) Try and get laid.
2) Have another drink
3) Throw up outside the bar
4) Try not to piss on myself while throwing up
5) Get to the nearest bed.

Only have 3:
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pee a lot
stir shit &/or start fights
get into debates & constantly lose my train of thought
tip & smash glasses accidentally
smoke stuff

giggle alot

get flirty

bum cigarettes and choke on the smoke

find everything funny

eventually fall asleep

signs you are too drunk
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Your job is interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
You fall off the floor..
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..
Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
Roseanne looks good.
Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.

1. smoke

2. start fights, try to start fight

3. try to dance...FAIL

4. drunk dial

5. pee everywhere/anywhere

say the wrong thing
flirt around
drink more without noticing
want a BJ so bad
letting all the bad feeling you
trying to forget and move on

1) give all my friends kissies on their cheeks

2) go home with inappropriate people (then call my house to lie and explain where i am)

3) steal drinks from other people

4) post belligerent messages on my facebook

5) cook. I always wake up (in the clothes i went out with) with a half eaten plate of something i whipped up when I rolled home at 3am