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1. i honestly love you : olivia newton john
2. if / make it with you : bread
3. sometimes when we touch : dan hill
4. the flame : cheap trick
5. having my baby : paul anka
2. if / make it with you : bread
3. sometimes when we touch : dan hill
4. the flame : cheap trick
5. having my baby : paul anka
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 12:11 PMHeehee. Good Subject.
1. "Winchester Cathedral" - The New Vaudeville Band
2. "The Candy Man" - Sammy Davis, Jr.
3. "Release Me" - Englebert Humperdink
4. "Papa Loves Mambo" - Perry Como
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 12:17 PMhahahahahahaha! papa loves the mambo ... that's a great one!!!!
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 12:13 PM1. I would do anything for love : meatloaf
2. Do ya think I'm sexy : rod stewart
3. Raspberry beret : prince
4. Don't worry be happy : bobby mcfarren
5. Red red wine : ub40 -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 12:25 PMLove this one,lol
Okay:
1. The Locomotion- Kylie Minougue
2. She's Like the Wind - Patrick Swayze
3. Lost in Your Eyes - Debbie Gibson
4. Anything Rick Astley
5. That HORRIBLE Eddie Murphy song from the 80's -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:31 PMOH MY GOD totally she's like the wind!
(i hang my head in embarassment that i could belt the song out for all of you, word for word.)
and i'll be damned if i didn't just have a rick astley conversation....
mine:
-sunglasses at night by corey hart
-all that she wants by ace of base
-that stupid jingle dogs song or jingle cats song
-sugar, sugar by the archies
-c'mon ride it (the train) by quad city djs
(you KNOW you're doing the train thing with your arms right now)
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 12:44 PMhave you seen her : mc hammer
it's our anniversary : tony toni tone
everything i do : bryan adams
lady in red : chris deburgh
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:08 PMThat one William Shatner did!
That one Leonard Nimoy did!
Puppy love: Donny Osmond.
Save your love for me: Rene and Renata
I just called to say 'I love you': Stevie Wonder -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:10 PMDamn you Shatner *shakes fist in the air*
Damn you Nemoy *double shakes fist, and adds pursed lips*
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:22 PM1. Sailing: Christopher Cross
2. Sister Christian: Night Ranger
3. Key Largo: Bertie Higgins
4. Escape (The Pina Colada Song): Rupert Holmes
5. Knock Three Times: Tony Orlando and Dawn
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Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:34 PMwhen i see you smile : bad english / john waite
missing you : john waite
tears : john waite
gonna be somebody : john waite
jesus, are you there : john "corny mutherfucker" waite -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:38 PMSo what your saying is that you love John Waite? :~ -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:49 PMAfternoon Delight~ Starland Vocal Band
Muskrat Love~ Capt. N' Tenille
I've been to Paradise~ Charlene
Chevy Van~ Sammy Johns
Feelings~
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:50 PMWait a minut, the corniest song of all time is on the radio as I write this,
"Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Cheesedick -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:53 PMyes, "ice ice baby" is corny, but in an ain't got no flava kind of way ...
i mean corny, sappy ... stuff our parents like. herb albert was big in my parents' house!! -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:58 PMOh, how could I forget "Sunshine"(on my shoulder..)
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:59 PMjohn denver!
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:57 PMyou know if his rhymes were a drug that he'd sell them by the gram... -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 1:58 PMstop it, fishie! keep your vanilla icey tendencies to the freak elite!!!
and as i write this, i'm listening to another corny song pantheon favorite:
"iiiiiiiii ain't got no booooooooody"
just a gigolo by david lee roth -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 2:10 PMDoes anyone remember that song "Diamond Girl"? HORRIBLE and how can we forget Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam?
Shit, I'm gonna throw in Bobby Brown's ONE song, "It's My Perogative" -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 2:18 PMi beg to differ, my dear-
get up off my back
save a heart attack
ain't nobody humping around -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 2:22 PMTake, Take Me Home : Phil Collins -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 2:28 PMthe phil collins-after genesis catalogue : EXCEPT!!!
she's an easy lover : phil collins & philip bailey ... i love that song! -
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Wed, May 11, 2005 - 2:47 PMDID YOU KNOW???
That Ice Cube directed a Color Me Badd video???
Color Me Corney is what they should have been called....Damn! -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 4:19 PMhaha! lauren's been watching vh1 again!!*
*i saw it too, and laughed by tushie off ;)
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Wed, May 11, 2005 - 6:33 PM1. She Bangs - Ricky Martin (and William Hung)
2. Rico Suave - Gerardo
3. Party all the Time - Eddie Murphy
4. Barbie Girl - Aqua
5. I wanna Sex you Up - Color Me Badd
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Thu, May 12, 2005 - 9:40 AMAnyone remember...
1) "Playground In My Mind"~ Clint Holmes... "My name is Michael, I've got a nickel, I've got a nickel shiny and new..."
2) "Honey"~ Bobby Goldsboro..." and Honey, I'll miss you, but I'm being good, and I'd love to be with you, if only I could..."
3) "Hooked On A Feeling"~ Blue Swede... "Hooga chaka, hooga hooga, hooga chaka, hooga hooga"
4) "You Light Up My Life"~ Debbie Boone...
Homer: "Whoever she's singing about must be the happiest guy in the world."
Marge: "She's singing about God."
Homer: "Oh, he's always happy... no, wait a minute. He's always mad."
5) Anything Mariah Carey sings when she uses those blasted ear piercing shrieks of hers! I can't stand it when she does that! I can't stand her music, period! -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Fri, May 13, 2005 - 2:05 PM2) "Honey"~ Bobby Goldsboro..." and Honey, I'll miss you, but I'm being good, and I'd love to be with you, if only I could..."
The very first song that came to my mind for this list....but since it was already here, I didn't put it on mine.
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Thu, May 12, 2005 - 1:14 PMYou forced me to unleash the atom bomb of corny music lists.
1. Endless Love - Lionel Richie and Diana Ross
2. Guilty - Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb
3. Island in the stream - Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
4. MacArthur Park - Donna Summer (or Richard Harris for tham matter)
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Thu, May 12, 2005 - 6:25 PM"Muskrat Love"... jeez, my favorite part was the little farting noises that were supposed to be muskrats in heat. Here's a sample of the song, for those who haven't had enough torture in their lives:
preview.merchant.liquidaudio.com/preview
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Fri, May 13, 2005 - 4:45 AMI was flipping through my XM Satellite last night and within a 10 min. period I saw Sailing show up on 2 different stations and Lady in Red on 3 different stations. In addition, that damn Ambrosia song was on about 3 stations. All within a 10 min. period! -
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Fri, May 13, 2005 - 8:28 AMFred Sanford: "You know, I like you, Esther."
Aunt Esther: "Why, thank you Fred!"
Fred Sanford: "Today is "Be Kind To Buzzards Day."
I love Aunt Esther!
Now, the Ambrosia song wasn't "Biggest Part Of Me," was it? I actually like that song.
You want your eardrums to plead for mercy, listen to Eric Carmen's "All By Myself," or worse, listen to Celine Dion's version. -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Fri, May 13, 2005 - 8:35 AMit's funny, because i don't *hate* most of the songs i ranked ... they're corny, i'm corny ... -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Fri, May 13, 2005 - 8:48 AMI don't hate any *corny* songs, either. I just don't play them when any Hell's Angels are within listening distance. -
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Fri, May 13, 2005 - 9:08 AMRock the Boat-Hues Corporation
Boogie in da Butt- Eddie Murphy
Wildfire- Michael Martin Murphy
Rock Lobster- B52's
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da- Police
honorable mention:
Boogie Oogie Oogie- Taste of Honey
Pop Muzik- M -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Fri, May 13, 2005 - 9:15 AMAir Supply -pick 5 songs that is my list
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Fri, May 13, 2005 - 2:06 PMBoogie in da Butt- Eddie Murphy
Now that I think about it, this song shouldn't count. I believe it's actually on Eddie Murphy's comedy album, meant as a spoof/parody song. But there's another list we could start.
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Fri, May 13, 2005 - 9:31 AMthe Ambrosia song was How Much I Feel -
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Fri, May 13, 2005 - 9:44 AMI think Ambrosia was a lot less cornier than some of the other bands at the time. Of course, "How Much I Feel" was a big hit back in my Sophomore year at high school (1978) so I feel a bit of a connection with it. The fact that Alicia Bridges' "I Love The Night Life" was a hit at the time may have given me reason to focus more on the hideousness of her song than on the others.
I actually like "I Love The Night Life" now, but back then it was like fingernails on a chalkboard!
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Fri, May 13, 2005 - 9:49 AM"I Love the Night Life" as in "I've got to boogie?" -
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Fri, May 13, 2005 - 9:59 AMUh oh... something tells me you like that song. ("I love the night life... I've got to boogie... on the disco rou-ou-ou-ou-ou-nd, yeh...")
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Re: top 5 corniest songs of all time
Sat, May 14, 2005 - 3:22 PMwe had joy, we had fun, we had....
seasons in the sun.
honorable mention: billy, don't be a hero. -
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Fri, July 8, 2005 - 12:37 AMSavage Garden "Truly Madly Deeply"
Christina Aguilera "Beautiful"
The Macarena
CELINE DION!!!!!!!!!!! -
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Fri, July 8, 2005 - 7:44 AMStayin' Alive - Bee Gees
Cracklin' Rosie - Neil Diamond
Brand New Key - Melanie
Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd
Anything by Celine Dion
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