Top Five Reasons to Go to Africa

topic posted Tue, January 17, 2006 - 12:32 PM by  julie
1. Diseases
2. Zebras
3. Dangerous political adventure
4. Giraffes
5. Monkies
posted by:
julie
Cincinnati
  • Re: Top Five Reasons to Go to Africa

    Tue, January 17, 2006 - 1:24 PM
    a) Visit Tarzan
    b) Lifelong dream to visit the AIDS and rape capitals of the world.
    c) Follow a map you found to King Solomon's mines
    d) Complete your terrorist training in a Libya
    e) Get rich by being a liason for some funds stuck in Nigeria
  • Re: Top Five Reasons to Go to Africa

    Tue, January 17, 2006 - 2:40 PM
    Julie forgot the prospect of getting a mouse stuck in one's hair while sleeping near the baking room at a catholic mission.
    • Re: Top Five Reasons to Go to Africa

      Tue, January 17, 2006 - 2:44 PM
      It could have happened.
      • Re: Top Five Reasons to Go to Africa

        Tue, January 17, 2006 - 8:42 PM
        5. Visit Lake Victoria (my biology teacher said that’s where there’s a tribe who has DNA common to everyone.
        4. Maybe discover a diamond mine
        3. To visit Egypt (I’m sure there are a bunch of bulldozers buried somewhere out there in the desert. There’s no way they built the pyramids by hand).
        2. For the natural beauty of the continent
        1. To kick some African leader ass for *ucking up a continent that is one of the richest in natural resources yet one of the poorest on earth (it’s been a while since Europeans ran things so you can’t blame the recent *hit on them).
        • Re: Top Five Reasons to Go to Africa

          Wed, January 18, 2006 - 4:11 AM
          You can blame the Europeans for leaving a void that anyone with a gun could fill.
          • Re: Top Five Reasons to Go to Africa

            Wed, January 18, 2006 - 8:36 PM
            Let's see, you are having a family gathering and someone breaks into your home. They start kicking your family's asses and I mean they are enjoying themselves. Finally they get tired and leave. Then you say well hell let me have some fun too and you start kicking their asses. I don't buy it.
  • Re: Top Five Reasons to Go to Africa

    Sun, June 1, 2008 - 1:38 PM
    the Egyptian Pyramids
    the wildlife
    to learn more about cultures by experiencing them 1st hand
    to visit a continant that I've never been to
    to visit a continant with a tremendous impact on our history and world

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